After ruining the virgin sacrifice by sleeping with the virgin, cult leader Michelle Wolfe is faced with an uphill battle to win over her disgruntled group of followers. She sets out to recruit as many followers as possible, hoping each new recruit will help generate more income and salvage the dwindling community. She’s Columbus on a mission – always poaching new followers. Every episode revolves around a new game plan to recruit more members; from Community College to Craig’s List, Michelle is out to recruit the lost and abandoned. She is the world’s worst cult leader, miraculously pulling it off.
Michelle/Crowd: Elizabeth Rose Morriss
Virgin/Crowd: Julie Sheppard
Shanice/Random Follower/Crowd: Val Cole